There’s definitely some people who must feel like they’re sleeping on rocks then.
Not for exposure
An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision.
Not a fortune.
A fortune!
“A chance meeting opens new doors to success and friendship” this one actually is a fortune 🔮
One rude cookie!
I was out to lunch with a friend and she got this rude message from her cookie. It appears to be telling her to be quiet. How rude!
Ironically, my cookie appeared to be urging good manners.
Neither are fortunes.
Astronomy lessons
The first cookie I got was a disappointment because it was empty.
The waiter gave me a new one with this:
It’s not bad but it’s not a fortune.
Relationship advice
“The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands.”
On success and work
“The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.”
Love advice?
“To love and win is the beat thing; to love and lose, the second best.” #notafortune
Sweaty
“Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.” Well, of course not because if you sweat enough to drown in it you would be dead from dehydration first. #notafortune
Wonderful
"Life is full of wonders… explore what's around you" sounds like a greeting card but is #notafortune